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juicebox

A word used for many purposes. may mean jerk, jerkoff, bitch, loser, asshole, lame, stupid, i.e. Zoey 101.
Girl: Hey, did you watch Jackass last night?
Boy: Yeah. They're such JUICEBOX's!
by cheesedchick97 September 20, 2009
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Juicebox Mafia

Young liberal bloggers who are insufficiently deferential to Israel's Likud party or its agents within the United States. Generally recognized members include Matthew Yglesias, Ezra Klein, and Spencer Ackerman.
The Juicebox Mafia thinks that Israel's operations in Gaza were a failure. They're self-hating juice!
by grebmorts April 18, 2009
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Juicebox

A species who does not perspire, but rather secretes HGH out of their pores. A scent of scumbagness is rather common in these breeds; they can be found at your local gyms and healthy eatery spots
by StraightMeat April 1, 2009
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Juicebox

a car full of openly gay men speeding down a freeway blasting the latest hit single. They aren't afraid of who they are and will often make provocative gestures and statements out the windows towards attractive passersby.
I aint sticking my straw in that juicebox
by Dunkins Toy Chest April 16, 2009
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Juiceboxer

Kids who were raised by helicopter parents. They can't do anything without praise... you're a winner Joey.

Sometimes called Juicers.
These 2 juiceboxers started working at my company.. they can't think on their on own 2 feet. Typical.

Its no longer robbing the cradle, its called getting the juice.
by KinzBAMF September 14, 2019
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juicebox drink

A non-misogynistic synonym for "chick drink"
Gin Eclipses are such a juicebox drink, you can barely taste the alcohol.
by nolcotin January 10, 2012
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Juiceboxed

Getting your dick sucked so hard your insides collapse
Yo that girl juiceboxed Steven so hard he had to go to the hospital.
by Me?GONGAGA December 5, 2020
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