juicebox

a sexual term used when inserting a straw into a womans vagina and sucking on it to get the juices out

im pretty sure you get the idea of what a juicebox is...

by kid dynomite October 10, 2007

Juicebox

Someone who is complete trash at FPS games

That guy is ez he's a juicebox

by Cipher_r July 7, 2021

Juicebox

Verb.

To depressurize a container until it takes on a crushed or squeezed appearance. Such a container is said to have gotten "juiceboxed," named after the crushed appearance of a juice box that has been sucked with a straw.

When the hot air in the bottle cooled the whole thing got juiceboxed.

by jetpuffedhoneymaid July 4, 2023

juicebox motherfucker

An endearing term for a friend one has had since the formative years; someone one may have shared a moment while each enjoyed a juicebox, such as during their preschool snack, or perhaps while on a play date.

Man, my boy Olin and I are straight juicebox motherfuckers. Been sippin' grape flavored drinks since the day that poop was the worst word on the list.

by JohnSerious June 13, 2012

juicebox hero

a glorified kid, usually under the age of 13.
(origin-little kids drink from juiceboxes.)

A kid is at the playground and can push the tire swing harder than the other kids and run the fastest, throw the ball the hardest, etc. He/she is a juicebox hero.

by amityvillehorror August 2, 2009

Juicebox Mafia

Young liberal bloggers who are insufficiently deferential to Israel's Likud party or its agents within the United States. Generally recognized members include Matthew Yglesias, Ezra Klein, and Spencer Ackerman.

The Juicebox Mafia thinks that Israel's operations in Gaza were a failure. They're self-hating juice!

by grebmorts April 18, 2009

juicebox drink

A non-misogynistic synonym for "chick drink"

Gin Eclipses are such a juicebox drink, you can barely taste the alcohol.

by nolcotin January 10, 2012