juicebox 

a sexual term used when inserting a straw into a womans vagina and sucking on it to get the juices out

im pretty sure you get the idea of what a juicebox is...

juicebox by kid dynomite October 10, 2007

Juicebox 

Someone who is complete trash at FPS games

That guy is ez he's a juicebox

Juicebox by Cipher_r July 7, 2021

Juicebox 

Verb.

To depressurize a container until it takes on a crushed or squeezed appearance. Such a container is said to have gotten "juiceboxed," named after the crushed appearance of a juice box that has been sucked with a straw.

When the hot air in the bottle cooled the whole thing got juiceboxed.

Juicebox by jetpuffedhoneymaid July 4, 2023

juicebox motherfucker 

An endearing term for a friend one has had since the formative years; someone one may have shared a moment while each enjoyed a juicebox, such as during their preschool snack, or perhaps while on a play date.

Man, my boy Olin and I are straight juicebox motherfuckers. Been sippin' grape flavored drinks since the day that poop was the worst word on the list.

juicebox motherfucker by JohnSerious June 13, 2012

juicebox hero 

a glorified kid, usually under the age of 13.
(origin-little kids drink from juiceboxes.)

A kid is at the playground and can push the tire swing harder than the other kids and run the fastest, throw the ball the hardest, etc. He/she is a juicebox hero.

juicebox hero by amityvillehorror August 2, 2009

Juicebox Mafia 

Young liberal bloggers who are insufficiently deferential to Israel's Likud party or its agents within the United States. Generally recognized members include Matthew Yglesias, Ezra Klein, and Spencer Ackerman.

The Juicebox Mafia thinks that Israel's operations in Gaza were a failure. They're self-hating juice!

Juicebox Mafia by grebmorts April 18, 2009

juicebox drink 

A non-misogynistic synonym for "chick drink"

Gin Eclipses are such a juicebox drink, you can barely taste the alcohol.

juicebox drink by nolcotin January 10, 2012