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belle de jour

1) The pseudoym used on, and the name of, a phenomenally successful British web blog apparently written by a prostitute.

2) noun: An high-class call girl.

3) verb: to have a hugely successful Internet blog.

4) noun: a mysterious/anonymous person.
3) "I wonder who sent me that Valentine's Card. They signed it Belle de Jour style."
by Seanio March 21, 2004
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Fromage du Jour

The Fromage du Jour is a great way to show that special lady how you feel about her...

1) Just before you leave for work, squeeze some nasty, cheesy pus from a crotch zit. Toe cheese may be substituted for the pus if necessary
2) Mash it up good between your fingers to release the fine odor of cheese
3) Rub it inside your woman's nostril while she is sleeping and go to work

Now she will be able to enjoy that delicious fromage all day long!
My wife's been bitching me out about how she never sees me anymore because I work so much, so to make up for it, I gave her the Fromage du Jour this morning...
by billclay October 7, 2009
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meow meow du jour

a pathetic little character that has become a hot topic on social media
Jonathan Harker is the meow meow du jour on Tumblr
by scrunklywunkly May 8, 2022
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Jour Mama

jour mama is...
by Yud Hatulian The First February 5, 2020
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flavor du jour

What you get when you have been disappointed by not getting a particular tasting cookie and having to settle for the large chain store coffee shop current flavor. Henceforth flavor
I don't think I will be getting Girl Scout cookies this year so I will have to settle for (big coffee chain, 2 of the same initials) Girl Scout cookie inspired 'flavor du jour'.
by Mike of Dingleberryland May 10, 2018
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Menage a jour

When you have sex with three people in one day.
Samantha had sex with three guys, separately, in one day. It was a menage a jour.
by CV79 August 20, 2023
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Un jour

Je vais le faire un jour
by Gbedeka April 2, 2021
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