Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay

by YADEAD July 22, 2025

Jork-It Ball

A game of basket ball where at half time everyone pauses for a jork break

"I can't wait for our big Jork-It Ball final on the weekend!"
"lets use the yin yang strategy"

by jorkitballlover69yinyang February 24, 2025

Jork

The perfect balance between walking, talking and jogging

My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork

by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

Jork

Shortened version of meme character John Pork. Usually paired with a character named Gilgamesh.

“Yo dude I just finished writing my book!”
“Nice! What’s the title?”
“The adventures of Jork and Gilgamesh, it’s going to be epic!”

by PCtheGOD February 22, 2025

jork

The act of jerking ur penis in a comical sense.

I’m literally jorking in my jeans right now.

by jorking.it.rn April 28, 2024

Jorked

In short to be jorked is to be insanely cool. It is generally used in an exclamation after seeing someone do something wild.

Wow he's totally jorked off his rocker.

by gingertimelord February 2, 2023

Jorking it

The act of masturbating violently and excessively anywhere/everywhere.

"Dude, Samuel was jorking it mid-class yesterday

by ZazaMoney$$$ March 25, 2025