Jorking

Another term for “Jerking”. Jorking is essentially the same as Jerking, where a male masterbates using his hand and strokes his thingaling until he reaches his climax.

“I got one hand in warm mayonnaise and the other on my one eyed snake, just jorking it”

by Wallis West May 30, 2024

Jorking

Jorking is when you are edging while wearing jorts.

Malachi was Jorking it in the back of the classroom under the seat

by Skibbidy77 July 27, 2024

Jorking

When one is in a stripped club and is thoroughly enjoying themselves

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

by The Educator of Memes July 23, 2024

Jorking

In the stripped club

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

by The Educator of Memes July 23, 2024

Jorking it

The act of masturbating violently and excessively anywhere/everywhere.

"Dude, Samuel was jorking it mid-class yesterday

by ZazaMoney$$$ March 25, 2025

Jork Drag

Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.

If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.

JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)

'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'

'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'

Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'

by JD_Master March 22, 2025

Jork-It Ball

A game of basket ball where at half time everyone pauses for a jork break

"I can't wait for our big Jork-It Ball final on the weekend!"
"lets use the yin yang strategy"

by jorkitballlover69yinyang February 25, 2025