Jonty

Short man usually desired by gay men such as Alex. He usually has a small penis and thinks he is funny but actually no one likes him.

"Jonty, you aren't funny."

"At least I dont have a small penis

"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"

by SexyCucumber1934 June 3, 2020

Jonty

HLTV's most respected forum user. Often refers to other users as friend.

Dude 1: Have u ever been banned?
Dude 2: Ofc dude, i'm not as nice as Jonty, that would be impossible

by I_play_b_rotation April 28, 2021

JONTY

Praise - When an individual gives someone that is doing great or levelling up, praise with an acronym.

"Swear down you're getting married?! Nah you're JONTY"

"I'm what?"

"You're JONTY! Just On Next Tings Yeah!!"

"Man's JONTY"

by Just On Next Tings Init January 18, 2021

Jonty

jonty is a karen that wears black airforces pass it on 🤓🤓

damn they are so annoying, just like a jonty.

by thanosisalwaysright October 15, 2021

Jonty

Jonty, a little boy with a tiny pee pee who cant keep, it in his pants, let alone keep a girlfriend happy.
stupid name it means small dick is gibberish !

Girl-> Get a job!
Jonty-> No ill just go fuck me best friends ex!
Girl-> *blocked*

by greg peels May 7, 2023

Jonty

A handsome gentleman that loves a small women. He is very dirty minded and loves sex. He is a sporty small kid that probably doesn't play rugby. Jonty would marry and name that starts with cat. He is very desperate.

'Hey whats your name? 'My name is Jonty' What is your name? 'My name starts with cat'then Jonty says' Meow'!!!!

by BenDover_69_ September 27, 2020

Jonty

a kid who thinks he is the biggest cunt on the block, but in reality, will get rolled by Pepper Pig.
usually hangs around Tbay or Centrals depends the day.
kinda looks like Rowley Jefferson from Diary of a wimpy kid.

"Timmy do you know where Jonty is?"
"yeah mate he is at Centrals feeding his hole"

by Sug_Madic March 8, 2020