johnny paycheck'd

Quitting your job with emphasis by telling people how you really feel and where you'd like them to go.

As in Johnny Paycheck's song "Take This Job and Shove It".

Just as HR dropped the bomb on me I "Johnny Paycheck'd" all of my co-workers that I disliked.

by Unemployed again February 12, 2010

Jonny-Sleep-Depp

Absolute legend, core member of the never ending sesh crew, never eats, sleeps, hydrates, or stops the sesh. A total enthusiast who increases everyones enjoyment at any given party, at any given moment. In other words, an absolute G.

You can spot him on the dance floor a mile off by looking for the vibes and hot feral chicks, wether music is playing or not he is the sesh. No party ,festival, or night is complete without jsd. Dripping in sweat ,gurning his tits off, and truly one of a kind. He ❤️'s the sesh.

“Hey guys, let's get Jonny-Sleep-Depp on the firm and keep this motherfucker running 24-7.“
“Want to learn off a proper sesh lord? Speak to Jonny-Sleep-Depp then and prepare to get totally schooled.“

by Spiritualist June 27, 2021

Johnny B'd

Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share

Man ! I totally got Johnny B'd three times last night...and I could smell that was some good shit !

by Bettywhite June 7, 2014

johnny t'd

A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.

Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd

by BasedNielsen March 10, 2015

Dirty Jonny

A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.

Jennifer and I were doing a Dirty Jonny last night when your mom walked in and joined.

by Dilly4Chilly June 19, 2019

Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.

"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"

by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

Doing a jonny

Overestimating your ability to drink to the extent that the rest of your night is spent learning that you missed your limit considerably.

Did you see the state of the mens jacks at Kealan's?
Ya looks like someone was Doing a jonny..

Do you guys have enough buckets for if someone ends up.. you know... Doing a jonny?

by MikeS55 June 17, 2012