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Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concepts and principles called Tri-Force known as the "Tatlong Lakas". He was born in November 16th of 1957 and the second eldest child of the six children of Maria Adoraida Makiling Vda. de Abaya.
Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya was the founder and originator of Jendo.
by Teresita I. Biscaro April 7, 2008
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Jonathan Cheban

A closeted gay man who can never get famous on his own so he lings to anyone more famous than him to be relevant.

Currently a man with his head so far kim kardashian ass his entire neck is covered in her shit
PERSON 1 Gosh! will he ever disagree with her?
PERSON 2 of course not he is jonathan cheban
by nst_nicole April 1, 2017
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Jonathan Galindo

dangerous hackers online who promotes the blue whale challenge with a profile of a traumatizing cosplay picture of Goofy. Block them at all costs.
Guy: dont trust that fucker, he's probably Jonathan Galindo
Girl: i just blocked him lol
by yankysama July 10, 2020
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clip joint

Quasi-whorehouse where men are sold cheap beverages at outrageous prices and are aroused by various well known methods, but are rarely allowed to consummate the sexual act they think will take place. The con relies upon the mark's gullibility in believing that if they buy enough drinks or put enough dollars in a garter, they'll accomplish their instinct-driven goal. A particularly cooperative mark is often led to a supposedly private residence. After a time (perhaps after multiple visits) the whore's husband bursts upon the scene and further shakes down the mark. The methods of clip joint operation are also the methods of clandestine operations. Owing to the duplication of method, clip joints are often the scene of complex undercover operations where agents frequently (mistakenly) entrap each other.
The clip joint known as the Longhorn Ballroom produced some interesting syncronicities, having been operated by Jack Ruby at one time, under the legal eye of Mister Mayer, whose clout with the legal system is the stuff of legend.
by EIS June 17, 2004
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Big Yellow Joint

1. A referal to a Bluth Banana Stand in Orange County, California. Started by George Bluth Sr. in the 50's. Has been burnt down once, and stolen every year as a gag from local pranksters. There's always money in the banana stand.

2. Also a hit song.
Big yellow joint, Big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the Big yellow joint.
by PaSaVaBa January 7, 2005
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Jonathan Coulton

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.
by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009
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Joint Task Force 2

Joint Task Force 2 is a Canadian Special Operations unit responsible for federal counter-terrorism. It was formed in 1993 when the Canadian Forces took control of federal counter-terrorism. JTF2's mission is to resolve potential incidents that could effect Canada's national security.

Even though the unit's primary function is counter-terrorism its role has expanded to fullfill more conventional jobs likened to the British SAS and United States Delta Force.

The Canadian Government has been very secretive about the unit's capabilities, organization, and past operations. The government has confirmed action in Afghanistan as part of Task Force KABAR, in which they recieved a Presidential Unit Citation by the United States Government for there work against insurgents.

JTF2's chief role in Aghanistan was targeting and neutralizing the Taliban leadership. They have also had unconfirmed action in Nepal, Zaire, the Kosovo War, Rwanda, Tanzania, Peru, Congo, Sudan, and Bolivia. JTF2 was the only unit accepted to serve with American tier 1 special forces such as SFOD-Delta to hunt down high value Al Qaeda and Taliban personnel.
Gunmen linked to Al Qaeda hold a Canadian hotel hostage- Joint Task Force 2 is sent in.

A high value Taliban target is believed to be operating in the mountains outside of Kandahar, Afghanistan- Joint Task Force 2 is sent in.
by KEENAN! January 9, 2009
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