Jonas Haukås

Når en person (often en høy gutt med blondt hår) er så ubeskrivelig homo at han skinner som glitter og lube. Et verb ofte brukt under den 2. Verdenskrig når noen var super duper homo.

Hvorfor tok du meg på ballene det var et sykt Jonas Haukås momente.
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Fy faen har du hørt om Lukas og Fredrik jeg tror de puler, de er så sykt Jonas Haukås.

by Hattemannen November 2, 2020

The Jonas

The act of having an intercourse with a girl who is thicc and but you happened to be dummy thicc and your ass cheeks are clapping louder than hers

Her: what's that noise?

Me: it's just me doing the jonas

by Jizziwizzi July 20, 2019

Papa Jonas

The sexiest creeper slash Dadager of the Jonas Brothers...he is everywhere. He has a sexy mole that seems to get bigger as the boys get more popular. He is watching you at a concert near you.

Papa Jonas asked me to touch his body all over!

by papacreepz August 24, 2008

Jonas Hoes

Obsessive fans of the Jonas Brothers, a popular music group backed by Disney. Jonas hoes often, though not always, want to sleep with and corrupt the Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. the Jonas Bros).

Often are very amusing to watch.

#1: Oh my God! Stephanie is such a slut! She is trying to sleep with Nick Jonas! What a Jonas Hoe.

#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!

by zoeyainthowuspellit October 14, 2008

Le Jonas

When you're poor and homeless

Man I'm so unlucky I'm turning into Le Jonas

by LeLuLu December 27, 2021

[oh] [my] [jonas]

an extremly annoying alternitive to "oh my god" used by sqealing brainless little jonas brother fans. users of this trem range anywhere from age 4 to age 17. though i must admit the users who range from age 11-15 are the most annoying. and as a side note: no, i'm not a bored teeange guy. i am a 13 year old GIRL who is completley anti jonas and anti miley.

oh my jonas! nick is soo fine! I'm gonna go beg my parents for $6000 so i can maybe get to go to one of there totally amazingly hottt concerts!!

by Jessica! :D October 9, 2008

Jonas Salk Middle School

The Worst MS in Levittown. The lunch is the BEST but the school just sucks.

"Ms. Debbie vs Straw Wrapper 2018-2019" Anyone who went to Salk understands

Pull up to Jonas Salk Middle School to do absolutely nothing because this school is so trash

by mrbatwithgat January 30, 2019