Joker

When you eat out a girl while she is on her period. You come up with "joker" lips.

JACK: "heyyy r u on ur period?"
SHITHEAD: "umm.. yeah?"
JACK: "lets do the joker"
SHITHEAD: "aight"

by gpam June 28, 2011

Joker

Joker is the crazy,sexy king of Gotham city.The true enemy of batman.The handsome boyfriend of Harley Quinn.And he laughs a lot!

Batman:I must defeat the Joker
Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Batman:And Harley Quinn too.Hmm Joker is the boyfriend of Harley Quinn.
Person:And the king of Gotham city!

by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 12, 2017

Joker

A sexual act when the male is having vaginal intercourse while a woman is on her menstrual cycle and pulls out as he is ejaculating, he makes an extremely swift left to right movement(or right to left) across the female's mouth, creating a line of blood mix with semen from cheek to cheek. Similar to the joker's wounds.

As Jon was having sex with Jane, he pulled is huge cock out and gave Jane a joker.

by Dandagriz December 16, 2021

joker

a name used for someone you don't know, a random person or an object.

who's that joker over there?

Toss that joker over here!

by carrie, chelsea August 18, 2008

joker

a slang term that originated in the southern California region; joker is used in place of the word penis as an insult

The only joker here is in your pants

by dickie mcgee June 1, 2005

Joker

A joker is someone that makes stupid jokes and thinks they are the bomb when they suck..

Usually referred to as a card or something! BUT NO IT IS JUST A SUCKY -JOKER-

Joker: Wanna hear a bad- I mean good joke?

Mike: Of coarse I mean you are the joker right? Ha!

Joker: Why did the cat cross the road.?

Mike: What? I don't know can you tell your joke now?

Joker: Ha? I just did?

Mike: OOOOOH-KAY??!!?!!?!

by The Freakin' smart one. July 19, 2009

joker

1) Someone who smokes the ganja habitually. Also referred to as a "toker" or in many other circles "stoner".

2) A brand of cigarette (rolling) paper. The slogan used to be "For Finer Tobaccos", but was later changed to "For when you want to party". It is the brand that has also been endorsed by Method Man.

3) A fool. As said in Shakespearian times.

1) I'm a joker, a smoker and midnight toker. It's 12:34 PM and I'm high right now actually.

2) I tend to go for Zig-Zag's over Joker these days.

3) "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?"
"He's giving one of the jokers a blowjob." "Oh, okay."

by Nick Ulanowski January 7, 2008