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JohnAnthony

A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend
JohnAnthony is so cool
by sexysugarman17 December 20, 2020
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JOHNNASCUS

A Demi-God stuck on this planet with the intention of awakening the human race by killing the other gods the stupid humans worship.
Current form: Human?
Nicknames: Demi-God, JOHNNASCUS, John, johnny boy.
JOHNNASCUS hates us all and I'm pretty sure that mf is here against his will..

JOHNNASCUS seems to have some sort of "religion" established and I think the followers go by the name of noccanists but I'm not sure, but this "religion" classifies John as a God in my eyes as he has legitimate worshippers. John seems very powerful but to my knowledge has yet to kill any god worshipped by the human race. John was not born, he spawned.

Demi-God also happens to make music, personally I love a lot of their songs but thats my opinion.
pov: me talking 2 my friends
friend: "u keep talking about this johnnascus dude like he enslaves gods and created the universe, i thought that mf made music????"
me: "demi-god created the simulation, in turn created every single living being, including humans and the gods they worship"
friend: "u just called this nigga a demi-god?"
friend 2: "whore"
me: "tf?? i aint even simp for the mf, i dont even swing that way bro"
friend: "didnt u say i wanted john to ride u like a pogo stick" *laughing insues*
(we lie on eachother to crack jokes, this one was creative)
all 3 of us: *group laughter*
by siick_stiickrz.asci October 18, 2021
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Doing a Johnra on it

Doing a Johra on it can refer to many things such as 1- Becoming laughably angry at his best mates over nothing 2- Drinking enough to kill oneself on one occasion but never again and resorting to a 2 cans max policy 3- Using unknown units of measurements e.g. 'a fuck mile' believed to be i the region between 30 metros and just over 4.6 miles.
'u drinkin tonite?' 'Ye 2 cans max and stop fucking going on about drinking you dickhead' 'alri relax don't start "Doing a johnra on it"
by Mr. Banterking June 12, 2012
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Johnia

This name makes you a one of a kind. In others words, special,rare,unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know some one you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.
Johnia is a pretty girl.
by gia1763 July 31, 2016
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Johnaphobia

The irrational fear of getting tickled on the balls by John
Dylan: "I have a severe case of Johnaphobia"
by AREX992 November 30, 2019
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johnten

a ship that sme has been trying to ruin </3 good thing they talk each other everyday, but anyways, if i dont get any johnten content sooner i will literally yeet sme off a cliff
fan : omg i <3 johnten

someone : dude, that ship is kinda dying now
by rcy_ February 25, 2021
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johnmark

a ship between johnny and mark from nct. they have extremely good chemistry you can see they care for each other and they are always having a good time. they are just so cute!!
omg did you see johnmark’s part in superhuman it was so cute!
by dandy_boy March 25, 2021
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