a Johannes

Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.

He did a Johannes to his girlfriend

by TheJohannes January 29, 2021

JoHANN!

Many See Johann Sebastian Bach as an excessively talented composer of many famous symphonies, this being true he was more renowned for being the original gangster. With nobody wanting to get close enough to join his gang or anyone daring to start a rival gang he simply stood alone. Johann was forced to target innocent victims to continue his blood lust. Usually upper-class people at banquents. His weapon of choice being an extremely dull axe, so dull that it might as well not even be an axe, he would hang out of his one-man chariot and reduce the victims skull to the consistency of mashed potatoes. The only clue that Johann's victims had of their rapidly approaching fate was Johann battle cry which was in fact his name:

JO-HANN!!!

"Oh my god I think I see JoHANN!"

-mashed potatoes-

by Dylustin March 09, 2008

Johann

A skinny Asian kid who will fuck your bitch

Guy: FUCK! Johann fucked my girl!

by Faggoreeni October 25, 2018

Johanne

She is funny, a break your heart type of person. She's clever and nice
thats a Johanne.

Johanne is nice.

by Hjertebanker123 October 23, 2019

Johann

A dude that is 181cm tall, bad at fortnite but better than Alden. This two dudes never ever, as a team, get victory royal. Not kind, maybe the worst two guys on earth. But better than Marcus!

Johann is better than Marcus.

by I know you johann July 26, 2018

Johann

When a white man can dance as well or better than a black man.

"Shit look at that honkey, that milk toast's a johann."

by 8bitlover January 27, 2009

Johann

A teen that rejects life. A Johann is the most emo person you will meet. It is scary.

Johann always sneaks out on those dark nights.

by A smart child February 23, 2018