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Joffrey Lannister

Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,

He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son

shouldn't be king anymore.

Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.

Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
by xIce_ April 9, 2015
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Purple Joffrey

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.
"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."
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a padded envelope in which all kinds of objects can be placed and posted without fear of breaking
I put my crack in the jiffy bag and mailed it to London
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Jeffy Job

Commonly known in the trade as DIY carried out to a substandard condition.
Bob: 'That skirting board is hanging off?'

Ben: 'Looks like a Jeffy Job'
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jiffy job

When a male spreads peanut butter on his genitalia and then has his dog lick it off.
Sarah: “Hey what happened to all the peanut butter?”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”
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Joffrey

Quit your complaining, you are being a real Joffrey
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