wee jobby

A jobby which is smaller than average see also (jobby)
Term commonly used across albany park as an insult particularly house 14 and 15.

"Haw you ya wee jobby!"
"That wasn't a wee jobby that was a meaty toalie!"

by house 15 October 25, 2007

Jobby Jam

Bum sex usually between two men.

Was it a gay bar or was this guy just tryin to jobby jam me?

by LowLight May 14, 2009

gangsta jobby

To go for a jobby with a hoodie on with hiphop blaring

I went for a gangsta jobby this morning, it was class.

by johnnyfoe November 3, 2012

Team Jobby

The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).

Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"

Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"

Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."

by Captain Jobby June 18, 2012

Jobby Knocker

The jobby knocker was a person from days of old. When there were no toilets people took a crap in a abucket in the corner of the living room. The jobby knocker would come around daily and knock on your wooden door with a stout stick, he would collect your jobbies in a cart and trundle it away. Who knows what he did with it. Jobby knockers were thus smelly and not held in high respect. In days of yore it was an insult to be called a jobby knocker. These days it is used to insult someone who is a homosexual

Oh look at that big girls blouse over there, he looks like a real jobby knocker

by JBarry McSporan February 15, 2019

Jobby

A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.

"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"

by Mr. Stab November 6, 2008

jobby shivers

A pre bowel movement emotional roller coaster. Often accompanied by goose bumps.

"I'm bursting for a shite. it's making me emotional"

"Have you got the jobby shivers?"

by g dubb funk January 31, 2010