just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.

Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...

by july72011 July 7, 2011

Jokaine

Poor quality or inferior cocaine

How was last night? - 'dealwithable but we only managed to get some jokaine'

by Tab-One October 31, 2010

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022

Only joking

Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.

Mike: "Dude your a fucking faggot and no ones likes you! ...Haha only joking :)"

John: -.-

by lolrakfj July 13, 2012

Sniper Jocking

Refers to the act of jocking on someone from a distance. One would sniper jock someone in the early stages of jocking, if any thing ever comes of it.

Jaydon: CJ, that girl is sniper jocking you.

CJ: Die in a fire.

Jaydon: Nice.

by jaydon the don October 16, 2008

jookin

a dance used in Memphis similar to buckin

You see Al Kapone buckin and jookin out there

by Mikey Lewis January 9, 2008

Jockin

when a girl likes you and is allways talkin about you

that girl was jockin you last night

by Jacob Maxfield September 9, 2003