Joakim

Joakim long very thin its a swedish name

He is good with animals and a good painter waht more do sluts line more and a thin penis.

Joakim

by Filip haucinskoliwa May 29, 2020

Joakim

A nice but dumb guy. Brown hair and blue eyes. He often ask for help in school, but sometimes you wonder if he really needs help or if he just ask because he want to talk or something. He swears a lot, and usually lives in to countries. He has no friends in one of the coutries but he has fans in the other country because of his hottnes!!

Girls: omg can we have an autograph!!
Joakim: fuck no

by Morten6968 April 22, 2017

Joakim

A Joakim is a guy who is at IGYM everyday!

Oofern that Joakim, he is so trained!

by XXXminecraftion October 11, 2018

Joakim

A Male joakim, training everyday

That Joakim There Is At Igym Everyday!

by XXXminecraftion October 11, 2018

Joakim

A boys name, usually from Scandinavia. If he is not ginger, he is not a real Joakim.

Dad : He is ginger!
Mom : You know we have to call him Joakim.

by ginger_cunt February 14, 2019

Joakim

There are many "Joakim"s in the world but there is only The Joakim. The legendary Cowboy munk, from the north of stockholm.

"I wish I could be a Joakim"
"Everyone does"

by Gocco April 2, 2019

Joakimia

The disease you get from listening too much Sabaton and you start hitting your right thigh to the rythm of their songs,

Bro1 : Bro, I think i've got Joakimia,
Bro2 : How can you tell?
Bro1 : Look at my thigh.
Bro2 : HOLY SHIT STOP HITTING IT!
Bro1 : I can't,

by ShittyShit13 September 25, 2020