Jipster

A hipster who dresses almost exclusively in J. Crew apparel (can be male or female). Jipsters are usually between the ages of 18 and 26, young professionals, and typical hipsters who must transition their style so they can better integrate themselves into the workforce. Most importantly, a jipster possesses the winning combination of swag and class.

Hipster #1: "Bro, I can't find a job. All these employers expect me to wear pants that fit normally."

Hipster #2: "Totes bro, I'm thinking about becoming a jipster instead."

Hipster #1: "Woooah, what's that?"

Hipster #2: "It's this new thing bro. Its like a hipster and a J. Crew store had a baby. You wear J. Crew clothes that are semi-hipster. Being a jipster allows me to be professional but still have swag."

by Jipsters4Life June 18, 2012

Jopett

A type of ventriloquist that pretends things are there, when they aren't.

Guy1: so, what do you do for a living?

Guy2: im a jopett.

by toastisanidiot July 18, 2017

jimetha

Jimetha is the life of the party. He is kind to all and is not afraid to drink two forties at one.

I hope Uncle Jimetha is there tonight- he gets his money’s worth at an open bar.

by Clarice502 January 14, 2021

jireth

BOSS LADY.RICH AUNTY

Y'all need a Jireth in your lives.

by lekkie November 23, 2021

Japeth

A cursed billy goat in the movie Hoodwinked, he is forced to sing everything he says and has been stuck that way for 37 years, or so he says, until we hear him say three words and quickly sing again. He is one of the most memorable characters in the movie, and always comes prepared with horns: propeller horns, rocking chair horns, and horns to hold his horns.

Japeth came prepared.

by thenarutard January 27, 2006

Jizette

An awesome girl with a beautiful smile and an amazing ass. She has a hot temper, but if you get to know her she becomes one of the best friends you'll ever have. She's beautiful and nerdy in the best way possible. If you find a Jizette, hold onto her and don't let go.

If you meet a Jizette hold on to her, there's not many people as amazing as a Jizette.

by M_Dogg May 2, 2016

jipitecas

Hippies in Mexico, formed La Onda Chicana and gathered at Avándaro(the woodstock of mexico).

After the 1968 Mexican student movements ended in the Tlatelolco massacre in Mexico City, a native hippie movement known as the "jipitecas" grew in its wake.

by jamal-b-dahippomippo June 10, 2009