Jewcumber

Another word for a kosher pickle.

Guy1: Man, did you go to that jewish party yesterday?
Guy2: No but I heard all the food was kosher.
Guy1: Yea, I think the Jewcumbers were expired.

by Kris Hall December 6, 2006

jewbush

A girl with a bush that is as big as a jewish man's hair.

Wow!! Kristen has a HUGE jewbush!!! You can see it through her underwear!!!

by ShadowXaiaNightWolf January 13, 2010

Jeclub

A Jeclub is someone who enjoys metal and is a hardcore bad ass. A common hobby for a Jeclub is gaming.

Man you see that new kid?
Yeah he is such Jeclub

by bukaj November 23, 2011

Jewlisp

The word you use when every conversation you are in revolves about Jewish people.

My life is focused around Jewlisps, you know?

by donald trump is real 922 March 28, 2017

jewlahoop

A hoolahoop shapped like the Star of David.

Stan: What is that?
Brian: It's a jewlahoop, it's a hoolahoop for Jewish kids.
Stan: Oh, I get it, it looks like the Star of David.

by drunkstu80 February 2, 2008

Jewguar

A Jewguar is an older and often attractive Jewish woman, characterized by gaudy Jewelry (pun intended) and an excessive amount of perfume (see eau de too much). Her skin is in the early stages of leatherization largely due to spending a great deal of time doing absolutely nothing but lying in the sun. She is also under the impression that her characteristically large sunglasses make her nose look smaller, which is false of course. While the range of the species spans the globe, the highest concentration of Jewguars occurs in and around New York City, specifically Long Island and Westchester County. They mainly hunt their prey (younger, unsuspecting men) at night and can be spotted at night clubs, bars and lounges usually with some variation of a martini in hand. They are often wealthy, coming from a wealthy family and/or by marriage, but may or may not be divorced. Jewguars often travel in prides and should be approached with extreme caution. Although they have the potential to make great sugar mamas, their incessant complaining is lethal and dangerous.

I went home with this hot Jewguar Friday night. We had brunch Saturday morning and then she took me shopping at Bloomingdales.

by motelsix66 June 28, 2010

jewbutt

the rear end of a jewish woman that is unusually large and good looking

Ay rabbi, yo wife got a jewbutt.

by killacondor69 December 28, 2008