Verb - To get in the way of a coworker who is perfectly capable of handling a task singlehandedly and taking over the task as your own for no apparent reason
I was sweeping the floor, I was nearly done, I had all the dust in a pile, and Bart came over and started jessandeering the pile with a broom he had sprinted to get seconds earlier.
by BigRichard42069 October 3, 2017
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Flotsam and Jetsam are fucking awesome. "No Place For Disgrace" is their best album, and an important Thrash Metal album. If you don't like it, you simply don't like real Metal.
by Think Outside The Box November 14, 2007
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"Hey, Turbo Jetson, you're like my super hero"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"
by Iggie Mathias George January 16, 2009
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Jessani is loyal but hates being tied down. Jessani is okay with wearing mismatched socks if they have the same patterns.
Jessani is loyal but hates being tied down. Jessani is okay with wearing mismatched socks if they have the same patterns.
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Get the jetsyn mug.Fred the security guard at Gate A gazed lazily at the large boxes of jetsam collected from airplane passengers in the last three hours of his shift.
by Jerry Swayne September 18, 2008
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