Jesus fuck me christ

What one says when scared so much they become angry.
Game: *Jumpscare*

Danny: AHHH!!!
Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!
by A_Tired_Boi April 30, 2018
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Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!
by Polltang January 30, 2015
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Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.

I can't believe I lost to a spammer in SSBU. Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.
by Professor Sauce January 23, 2019
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jesus hitler christ

"Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"

" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"
by yojimbo1974 December 28, 2007
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Jesus Feathered Christ

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.
Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!
by Hazzypoo July 23, 2013
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jesus fucking christ

A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.
"Jesus fucking Christ! I missed the concert!"

"Jesus fucking Christ, Carmella! Close the door!"
by NightStalker935 December 20, 2017
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Jesus Tapdancing Christ

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST
Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.
by Slap Jackin October 17, 2004
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