Jesus Freak 

A retard saying, "Amen!" to every saying in the bible. AKA Christian Fanatic. Not to be confused with deeply religious Catholics and Evangelicals.

"Thou shall spill the seed in the whore's womb than to spill it onto the ground."

A Jesus Freak: "Amen Brother! Now to hunt me down some queers!"

Jesus Freak by Your Mother's arse October 16, 2008

Jesus freak 

Jesus Freak: not, as many seem to believe, any christian. most christians are okay. but jesus freaks are in a class of their own. every religion has the fanatics, and the reason christianity has one with a name is because the religion is in the government and ruining peoples lives... ahem. anyway, a jesus freak is a christian who a)thinks anyone who isnt christian is a satanist, b)thinks they have to kill these "Satanists", c)is a homophobe (if theyre a homophobe because that's what the LORD says...x.x), d)goes around pushing christianity on everyone and tries to "save" everything thats alive and non-christian, e)puts people down because of what they where or say or listen to if they think its going against the lord or something, and/or f) thinks god will sort the dead out and therefore doesnt care if they or someone else dies.

"Ahh, look at that person flailing about in the water, I think he's drowning... oh well, the Lord will bring him to heaven. If he's not a believer, hey, let him go to Hell!" -random jesus freak

Jesus freak by vaela May 13, 2005

Jesus Freak 

An overeligiouse christain, or at times just a Christian depending on how much you don't like Christians

Oh great, here come the Jesus freaks to preach to us

Jesus Freak by Ben January 21, 2004

Jesus Freak 

A person who preaches about their god Jesus to anyone and everyone for no apparent reason. They participate in a "club" to reaffirm that they are good people. They don't show people how their god is good they just expect you to understand. These people are not well liked because they do not understand people very well, maybe a psychology or sociology class would help but that to their religion is "devil-cotruption". They are a militant group proved to be dangerous. Look up Crusades under scholary works by reputable Universitys. Usally young people that don't know anything about what life is.

Jesus freak: I love god and he has done more for me than anyone can!
a non-jesus freak: Nobody cares that you love god.

Jesus Freak by wankitsfree February 11, 2010

Jesus Freak 

A derogatory term for a Christian.

Atheist forced to go to church: I'm going to go scream if I have to spend one more minute with these Jesus Freaks.

Jesus Freak by rosie626 October 26, 2013

jesus freak 

Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!

Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!

Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!

Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!

Kool Guy: Kool!

jesus freak by Stan Lightsaber July 30, 2008

Jesus Freak 

A Jesus Freak is someone like me! ; a freak who loves Jesus!!!:D WOOOO!

Friend: much happen this weekend?
Jesus Freak: met Jesus!
Friend: o, so ur like a Jesus Freak or sumin?
Jesus Freak: yep, a freaky jesus freak :D
Friend: - I can tollerate u being a christian, but dont b tryin to convert me n stuff ;P
Jesus Freak: ha-yer,dont worry -its ur choice if u ever wanna ask me anything
Friend: fat chance! :D

Jesus Freak by TheJesusFreak January 23, 2009