Jessie

Jessie is the girl every guy wants. She's beautiful, sweet, caring, loving, and can brighten your whole day in moments. Jessie is a little shy at first, but once you get to know her she's outgoing and a ton of fun to be around. If you have a Jessie don't let her go because you'll regret it forever. Jessie is almost impossible to not fall in love with. She is gorgeous, with beautiful eyes, an adorable smile, and the cutest laugh you've ever heard. She's a straight dime. She doesn't know how perfect she is, but you love telling her every second. She's also smart, kind, loving, hard working, and knows what she wants. Jessie is the best you've ever had and ever will. A Jessie will make you want to fall in love, and then you will want to stay. Jessie is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet and if you find one, make sure you hold on and never hurt her, because she would never hurt you.

Guy 1: Damn bro you see that girl over there?

Guy 2: Yeah she's hot as fuck.
Guy 1: she's beautiful! Definitely a Jessie.
Guy 2:hell ya she is!
Guy 3: yeah she is, that's my girlfriend, I'm the luckiest man in the world

Guy 1&2: fuck bro I'm jelly...

by Silverado16 July 6, 2014

The Jessie Effect

A syndrome that engulfs Big Brother houseguests in the event that fellow houseguest Jessie Godderz gets evicted.

Symptoms of the Jessie Effect include but are not limited to: referring to Catholics as "Judas," arguing ridiculously, becoming very verbal for no reason whatsoever, throwing your microphone pack into the Hot Tub, threatening to shit on everything, general disregard for the welfare of the house, general disregard for Big Brother rules

Chima "Chimarosa" Simone , Lydia Tavera, and Natalie Martinez from Big Brother XI all suffered The Jessie Effect.

As did Libra Thompson, Jerry MacDonald, and April Dowling from Big Brother X.

by imthedomin8er July 31, 2010

Jessie

Jessie. I don't know where to begin whenever I hear the name 'Jessie'. A girl who is beautiful, and funny, and smart, unique in everyway possible. She is out-going, she can get very wild sometimes and she sure knows how to party and have a good time! She is very smart but sometimes.. she doesn't show her smart side and gets to be a bit of a dumbass. But thats ok! It's ok because it's Jessie.. and anything Jessie does is adorable and you can't help but smile at her when she smiles, or laughs, or even when she's doing nothing! You just can't help but notice how beautiful she is. And when she looks at you with her beautiful eyes... It's like your dead. Gone. Her eyes make it look like the stars aren't shining. If you ever come across a Jessie in your lifetime, make sure you never let go of her and you hold on tight to her. She's hard to get back once you've lost her. Love her with everything you've got!

Mannn! I wish my girlfriend was a Jessie!

by jrizzi November 30, 2014

Jessie McCartney

Jessie is the best bff ever even tho she may fill your camera roll with Elvis. She is very funny and if you are lucky to have her as a bff don't be surprised if your storage is full. <3

Friend: why have you got so many pics of Elvis??
Me: oh Jessie McCartney is my bff

by XxTall_SophxX January 8, 2023

Jessie

Seems shy and innocent at first but when you get to know them are the complete opposite. Hates to fight but has a ability to. Is sexy asf, If you fuck a Jessie you can’t forget it. Just truly amazing

Whoa their amazing it has to be a Jessie

by Writer.g April 14, 2019

Jessie's Girl

A girl a guy would like to date, but she's currently dating his best friend. A cool guy would give it up, "bros before hoes" and all, but....
*shrugs*

JESSIE'S GIRL---RICK SPRINGFIELD LYRICS
Jessie is a friend,
yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
in his arms late,
late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be
a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
but the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her
in his arms late, late at night

Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl

by Jazz256 January 5, 2009

jessie(male)

Usually A Very Charming Biracial male.Jessie's Usually Have The Most Wonerful Smiles. They Have The Gift To Make Any Girl That They Please.They Can Go Down On Women For An Extremely Long Period Of Times.They,Can Also Make Women Smile By Whispering Things In Their Ear.

Jessie(male) ThuG 600

by El Chapo74 October 14, 2013