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that's some jerry springer shit

a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.
by sheila stiletto September 25, 2013
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Ben & Jerry's

the best ice cream in the world. comes in many different, original flavors. made in vermont.
some flavors of ben & jerry's: phish food, cherry garcia, chocolate therapy, coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz, fossil fuel, hubby chubby, chunky monkey, imagine whirled peace, new york super chunk
by i love vermont January 1, 2010
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fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself
I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!
by batash August 4, 2008
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ben and jerry’s ass blaster

Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.
by Tarrarę March 16, 2021
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More Fucked up than Jerry's kids

The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)
Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!
by Hung way LOW April 26, 2006
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ben and jerry's

Slang for oral sex, a blow job, BJ, fellatio
Yeah he asked me for some ben and jerry's after school today since I'm ragging it.
by s0repheet January 29, 2009
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Ben & Jerry’s

Person 1: “wanna go to Ben & Jerry’s?”
Person 2: “nah. Jeni’s and Graeter’s are actually way better!”
by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 21, 2019
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