noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.
Symptoms include:
1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend
WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.
Cure: Dictionary
Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.
Symptoms include:
1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend
WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.
Cure: Dictionary
Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.
by jejebuster April 19, 2010
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Did you get his autograph?
Naw, Neither of us had a pen, but he was damn nice.
Did you get his autograph?
Naw, Neither of us had a pen, but he was damn nice.
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Famous people who have been "Jetered" include Mariah Carey and Alex Rodriguez.
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He got so Jetered, she is not even letting him go to her place to get back the clothes he left there.
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Jeter is better than Nomar (who's not bad, but still not as good as DJ) and pretty much every other SS out there.
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Get the Derek Jeter mug.- a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh..
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON.
- (noun or adj.)---a person who is very expert in typing..
- a person that nevr gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments...
- people with very LOW IQ
- a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones...etc...
- a person you want to fuck off and kill
- an emo/gangster who owns all the possible negative qualities of a person.
- is the derrogative term used for a certain categorized kind of people.They type JEJEJE or JEJEJE when they want to express laughing in written words, which happen more than often. This is why we call them jejes.
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON.
- (noun or adj.)---a person who is very expert in typing..
- a person that nevr gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments...
- people with very LOW IQ
- a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones...etc...
- a person you want to fuck off and kill
- an emo/gangster who owns all the possible negative qualities of a person.
- is the derrogative term used for a certain categorized kind of people.They type JEJEJE or JEJEJE when they want to express laughing in written words, which happen more than often. This is why we call them jejes.
JEJE-Similar to hehehe but more like a naughty chuckle coming from the back of your throat.
For instance, used while plotting an evil plan.
EX. 1. I'm going to make that guy look like such a zaris..JEJEJE
ex. 2. "omg! my sister farted" jejeje
ex. 3. 3Ohw phOwh eVeR1yBhOodY! jejeje!
ex. 4. pFroUwd 2 b @ jEJ3mOn!
WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF JEJEMON PEOPLE?
Sign that it is a jeje you are dealing with is that he (they are most commonly masculine) seems to have low intelligence.
This is because
1. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person
2. it seems that their kind is simply dumber.
3. Their names are also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word.
4. they put too much letters and symbols in everyword they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALYASES.
For instance, used while plotting an evil plan.
EX. 1. I'm going to make that guy look like such a zaris..JEJEJE
ex. 2. "omg! my sister farted" jejeje
ex. 3. 3Ohw phOwh eVeR1yBhOodY! jejeje!
ex. 4. pFroUwd 2 b @ jEJ3mOn!
WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF JEJEMON PEOPLE?
Sign that it is a jeje you are dealing with is that he (they are most commonly masculine) seems to have low intelligence.
This is because
1. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person
2. it seems that their kind is simply dumber.
3. Their names are also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word.
4. they put too much letters and symbols in everyword they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALYASES.
by anti-jejemon April 23, 2010
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Zile: what we gonna do tonight ?
Vertel: we gonna drink jeger traum!!! lets traumatize each other tonight!!!
Zyle : Okay,ill buy it in liqor store , just 10$ for 50 oz
Vertel: we gonna drink jeger traum!!! lets traumatize each other tonight!!!
Zyle : Okay,ill buy it in liqor store , just 10$ for 50 oz
by zyver January 3, 2009
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