jef

a total badass that plays the guitar for a badass band.
absolutely everything about "jef" is badass.
Basically, jef is just a total badass.
With cool hair, I might add....

He spends lots of money on the band, his credit card number is 3829 2821 2895 9382

Jef is amazing.
Jef has cool hair.
Jef plays the guitar.
Jef is spelled with only one "f", i.e.: jef with one "f".

by asshole rapist cunt blower July 13, 2006

Jeffed

An extreme level of drunkenness characterized by an inability to stand upright, often resembling a T-Rex. One version of the drunkenness scale is as follows: buzzed, drunk, wasted, f'd up, blackout, Jeffed.

After drinking 37 beers, he became Jeffed and seemed to undergo reverse evolution and become a T-Rex.

by ver Boyer August 7, 2008

Jeffed

To destroy one at a game. To beat an opponent so bad, he or she will not attempt to challenge you again. Same meaning as Powned.

You just got jeffed.

by GSPOTJEFF February 6, 2010

Jeffed

When a joint or blunt goes out in mid rotation because someone takes to damn long to hit it.

Jeff : "So whats good for later"
Goons : "You Jeffed the blunt, shut up"

by HeyGoonz May 1, 2011

jeffing

the act of masturbating while using your own vomit as lubricant.

Dude, i jeff so much, i just got done jeffing and i need to jeff again.

by speedy_kingman March 6, 2011

jeffing

section 8 slang- means "swingin on these nuts" or kissing ass.

you strait jeffin' my nigga- keep yo stupid tricks in tha traila.

by dave-o April 4, 2005

Jeffed

TO receive an exuberant amount of pinks in Evony that result in you being inundated with a screen full of pink text containing mainly sexts and Jeff talking dirty to women.

I told Jeff that he didn't have the ability to sext me properly. Next thing I know I was Jeffed right out of AC!

by Slapdick69 April 26, 2011