Jobend

A non-specific insult. Term of mockery. Does not reffer to any actual part of the human anatomy, despite it's phalic sounding roots or imagery. A jobend is a jobend is a jobend.

"You're a jobend!"
"That man has no jobend."
"Uh-oh, my jobend is leaking."
"Hand me my jobend, I'm hungry."

by Staffleputs August 2, 2007

jibend

The end of a males member

Dude you're such a Jibend!

by Gebadire July 16, 2006

Jebbend

Jebbend, is an alternative term for bellend. Often used when one is too high to coherently communicate the world bellend, or when one wishes to cause minimal offense with the term.

"Haha... look at that... look at that jebbend!"

"You my friend are a jebbend."

"I think I hurt my jebbend last night."

by Caleb Pile November 8, 2007

jebed

Pronounced "Jeb head" run together very quickly to form "Jebed."

Used as an insult, meaning the same as "dickhead".

That lad is such a jebed.

by Brady Brootal! August 19, 2007

Jebendia

A group dedicated to worshipping Zac Efron's rock hard abs.

Jebendian 1: Man I can't wait to worship my Zac Efron shrine that resides in my household in Jebendia.
Jebendian 2: Bro I have one of those too!!!

by Jebendian Prophet June 23, 2021

Jebediah yoder

Jebediah yoder is the most handsome and largest man you would ever see. He is the leader of the amish army against technology users and when women see him the ask him 1 thing "will you please marry me oh amish man" he accepts and currently has too many wives to count

Jebediah Yoder is so cool

by Jebediah Yoder September 10, 2023

Jebendese Rice Farmer

Gnatty and her family.

(Bacon Boi) Hey Charles, let's add a new role.
(Charles the Based) Hmm yes, it shall ith be the Jebendese Rice Farmer role, designated for nami cunts like Gnatty.

by Jsminey0688525 December 3, 2021