Jathonjoestar is a popular 17 year old tiktoker from Michigan. His content is based off of a yellow m&m named Sanjay and his iPhone 1 explode ever 5 seconds. His wife is jathonsobsessivelover.
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“Bestie you need to go outside we miss you. You haven’t gone outside in months and have been stalking him. We’re concerned that you worship Jathonjoestar”
“Bestie you need to go outside we miss you. You haven’t gone outside in months and have been stalking him. We’re concerned that you worship Jathonjoestar”
by yanoila February 20, 2021
Get the Jathonjoestar mug.Someone in love with jathonjoestar, A 17 year old tiktoker from Michigan. His wife is of course, Jathonsobsessivelover loves him, ALOT. (bestie tbh I'm concerned but im not going to say anything) this love for jathon started on 2020-12-24, when they fell in love <3 (**reminder** this is a joke!!)
"Bestie it's been years since you came outside, Come out, We miss you."
"We are scared for you bestie."
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"We love Jathonsobsessivelover"
"We are scared for you bestie."
"Please come out Yanoila we are concerned."
"We love Jathonsobsessivelover"
by dodododododooddoododo February 21, 2021
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by Fat buddy bredda November 23, 2021
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by bessylu February 4, 2010
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marie: why did the chicken cross the road?
alexander: why
marie: to get to the other side
alexander: haha marie is so jayton!
marie: why did the chicken cross the road?
alexander: why
marie: to get to the other side
alexander: haha marie is so jayton!
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