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Jayons are very goofy people they like to make people laugh but can be shy at anytime they are also cute fun to have around and loyalty is everything
Wow he is so jayon he makes me laugh
Jayon by Yummy boy August 24, 2019
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This guy is such an amazing guy with excellent morals , will never let you down but has a slight temper and is always upset with an Ariana. BIG DICK ENERGY tho. Voice bestoyed upon them by the gods themselves. Skin kissed by Zeus, he is a serious and diligent dude with a sexy body that will have a firm ass grip on the female jugular.
Jayon by Fat buddy bredda November 23, 2021
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The most ordinary person ever, not bad.
Bob: That guy has to be the most average person in this place
Tim: Yeah, he is such a jayon
jayon by 1br4J3ky March 21, 2018
fine ass mf with a huge ass cock that id let hit any day
ugly bitch “oh look there go jayon! id let that nigga hit any day!!!”
jayon by bigblackniggaballs2000 November 21, 2021

jason mewes 

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.
I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.
jason mewes by BChewalski March 5, 2013

jason dean 

1.Veronica’s batshit crazy yet amazing boyfriend in the movie “Heathers” is also referred to as the original JD.
2.A man who would do almost anything for the one they love.
1. Person 1:”Jason dean? Who’s that?”
person 2 “Don’t you know who’s Jason dean?! He’s the one that tried to blow up our damn school!”
2.guy: “babe don’t worry, I’ll go Jason dean on their ass!”
jason dean by Jade Harley 😜 January 4, 2018

Jason the hell out 

When a situation gets hot and you need to get out really quick.

As done by the country singer Jason Aldean at his 2017 concert in Las Vegas that ended in tragedy when a shooter opened fire into the crowd, Jason thought fast and got the hell out. R.I.P to all who lost their lives that day.
Guy 1. So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2. Terrible!
Guy 1. How so?
Guy 2. All was well until she told me that she loved me.
Guy 1. What did you do?
Guy 2. I had to Jason the hell out of there, I told her that I had to go pee and never came back!

#2

Girl: hey babe you're home early.
Guy: yeah things got crazy at work so I had to Jason the hell out of there.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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