Jason Bourne

A fictional crime dude that kills random people and spawned a meme.

"Jesus Christ! Thats Jason Bourne!" Quote from the movie: Jason Bourne.

by Windoge April 6, 2017

Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.

Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.

by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023

JasonBourne

(verb). The act of waking up suddenly, and jumping out of bed while simultaneously saying or thinking "Where am I?", or "Who am I?". Usually occurs after a night of hammerdrunkedness.

Wow, I really JasonBourned this morning when I woke up on the dumpster.

by perachori October 25, 2010

JasonBourneAxis

A big snitch who snitched on the former FSP Superintendent fobagosalot and also will snitch on anyone who does crime, a big boy snitch, the biggest snitch in the state of Firestone.

JasonBourneAxis is such a big snitch! He's gay for snitching on fobagosalot! He is a FSP Superintendent and he saved us, he shouldn't be punished for hit and run, vehicle assault, reckless driving and more crimes!

by Opama November 3, 2018

JasonBourneAxis

A slang word meaning "I am being attacked by criminals by provoking them" Usually used by somebody will a tiny penis.

This JasonBourneAxis is calling for S.S again

by Firestone Secret Service November 4, 2018