Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.

I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.

by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010

Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".

Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!

by clockcatcall September 14, 2010

Jarring

Someone who is annoying

Dan's favourite word is jarring, He overuses it

by Olvsy January 22, 2021

jarfing

The phenomena of vigorously jerking off and at moment of climax forcing two fingers down your throat to trigger the gag reflex which allows you to barf simultaneously with ejaculation. It is the combination of jerking-off and barfing, hence Jarfing.

After being single for a year I find Jarfing to be a nice change of pace compared to traditional masturbation.

by xXJarferXx March 4, 2016

Daddy Jarring

A cool guy with a big dick, big muscles, and a bigger heart.

Awww man, you are making me feel so good calling me a Daddy Jarring.

by Chabby Bert January 12, 2021

Bear Jarring

Infuriating phrase adopted by teens in private schools in Surrey attempting to sound more street. Meaning ‘annoying’ which ironically, it is.

Rupert has a vagina in his bottom but he won’t let me try it. It’s Bear Jarring.

by Garygranted May 17, 2023

Jurting

When you jump and urt (cough) after smoking maryjane.

Jess and Luke laughed so hard while Stefan was jurting after smoking that bong.

by Stefanus December 2, 2016