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Jizz Jar January

In honor of those who made it through Destroy Dick December, Jizz Jar January is about Jizzing in a jar of your choice and filling it by the end of january
by ur mum gei liek ali a December 2, 2018
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January 28

This is the day where legends are born, as an aquarius you are ambitious and smart. You are generous and kind, maybe slightly stubborn that's okay :)
January 28 is when the best peoples are born
by why are all the names taken- November 10, 2020
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january 21

National hug day! You can hug anyone, girl/boy friend, best friend, friend, or even people
Girl: I need a hug
Boy: well it’s January 21 so it’s national hug day
Girl: ❤️❤️
by skskskandioopppp December 8, 2019
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january 10th

damnnn, you were born on january 10th, you so damn mf cute
by Slays October 17, 2019
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15th of January

The day when the most amazing, prettiest, talented and charismatic people on this Earth are born. A kind-hearted person that loves to help people around him/her and always be the centre of attractions wherever they are.
That girl who was born on 15th of January is perfect, i'm so jealous!
by worldwidefacts January 26, 2021
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January 27

On January 27th is a day where you can skip school/ work day and not get in trouble. Nobody is ALOUD to go to school
by DaBeArS r COOLER dan u October 20, 2019
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January 20

This is the day when the most thoughful, caring, compasionate, loving, beautiful, heartwarming, generous, intellegent, selfless, hardworking people are born. They are desinted to be the most sucessful people ever and will become rich and famous, while still being able to manage being the nicest people you will ever know. They will also recieve many awards like the nobel piece price, an oscar and even become president in the future. People born on January 20 are just generally the most superior people in the world and it's inevitable to stop these events from panning out.
Jill- "What's your birthday"
Emma- "January 20th"
Jill- "Can I have your autograph before you become famous!?"
by norris01123581321 November 3, 2020
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