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January 26 

If you were born on this day and you are someones little sister you are a karen and a little shit. You probably fuck with your brother's life and snitch on them.
Brother: Fuck!
Sister: Im telling mommmmm
Brother:(whispering) that little bitch born on January 26
January 26 by TheBaddestBitch33 December 13, 2021

January 26 

january 26 is the worst day you could have your bday on. If your birthday is on january 26 you should probably change that
Ew her birthday is january 26
January 26 by Caroline4444 October 28, 2019

January 26 

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.
Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to
January 26 by Maylie nightcer December 23, 2019

January 26 

National kiss your blonde girlfriend day.
January 26 by Luvelaghulove January 25, 2022

January 26 

Today is one of the only days when you can ask a girl out and they can’t say no. Take advantage of this day.
You:Hey wanna date?
Crush:no

You but it’s January 26th 😏
January 26 by Diarrheaeater9000 January 25, 2022

January 26 

January 26 give your friend your hoodie
January 26 by Shaundaman January 25, 2022