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january 2 

national give a girl your hoodie day
girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck
january 2 by kfreehill January 1, 2023

january 2 

the day to love your gf. give them your hoodie, hug them, and hold their hand, show affection
Guy 1 - give ur gf ur hoodie

Guy 2 - why

Guy 1- cuz its january 2
Guy 2- ok
january 2 by idk02010 November 29, 2023

January 2 

The birthday of the most beautiful, special, intelligent, loving, sexy, precious, and adorable woman you've ever met in your life.
It's January 2nd, some man somewhere is luckiest guy alive!
January 2 by xDANxxTHEMANx April 7, 2024
National STFU day. On January 2, being a chatterbox and gossiping shall be punished with being forced to eat british food, a fate worse than death.
Sam: Hey Tom its January 2 and you just gossiped, take this beans on toast!
Tom OH NO JUST KILL ME PLEASE

January February March April May June July August September October November December (2) 

JaFeMaApMaJuJuAuSeOcNoDe - jafemapjujasocnod - jamapjuscod japjored jabored jbored bored bored bored

Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.
Im so bored i will search January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)

January 26th

The best people are born on this day and are to be loved forever don't let them go no matter what. They are also adorable.
Karen- why are you so adorable
Voice 2-I was born on January 26th duh!
January 26th by Urbae1739 December 20, 2019