janged on

1. To get fucking owned.
2. One that gets came on.
3. Joey

-I just owned you with the shotty!
-So..
-You just got janged on nigga!

by Not Joey October 28, 2007

Janged

Currently in 2019 “Janged” is a relatively new term was first seen in the smoky THC soaked air of Dunedin, a capitol of weed in the South Island of New Zealand. “Janged” indicates the extent to which one is feeling the sedative effects of THC, a psychoactive substance that is found in the ‘Cannabis Sativa’ plant. An individual can become “Janged” once a suitable quantity of THC has been consumed to reach an individual’s “Janged” level of intoxication. This threshold is not predisposed, yet it is left to any individual’s discretion. One can determine if they are in fact currently “Janged” if they are feeling any of the following possible symptoms: euphoria, mild hallucinations, sensory hyper stimulus, increased enjoyment of music, ravaging hunger.

Yeah man, I just sank a fat blunt and now I’m Janged asf.

Hey look! Abigail ate my weed brownie and now she’s Janged.

by YKG J June 6, 2019

Janging

is adding sperm to an already protein packed meal then claiming it's a conspiracy.

Dude, you be janging

by hothoff August 7, 2010

jang

Smoking dank weed for long periods of time.

My boy tyron is steady jangin on my stash. That boy knows how to jang for sure.

by Steezemasterj November 28, 2011

Jangged

Getting hit, esp. in the "balls" or "gootch."

I just got Jangged in the balls!

by tootheemaxx September 2, 2011

janged

when someone wrongs you, lies to you, or screws up and you clean up the mess.

"I got 'janged' having to clean up the mess that guy left behind"

by JO JO MAMA December 23, 2007

jang

fuck
sex
blowjob
etc

yo you wanna jang

by ppayter August 14, 2009