Janeene

Has a love for life. Deeply sensual, a hedonist at heart. Alturistic by nature. A witty ectomorph.

I've had such a hard day, I need a Janeene.
That Janeene really hits the spot.

by tamucope February 3, 2010

Janek

A crazy German dude that throws rad German parties with the fam. These parties include strobe lights, food, a grandpa who craps of the pastries and lots of lady Gaga songs.

Dang Janek throws some rad parties!

by XYZ123ABC423 January 21, 2019

Janek

Janek is an amazing person that is kind to all and is one of the friendliest people you’ll ever meet. He LOVES giving big hugs and making yummy pastries for all his friends. A Janek will always brighten your day and will go out of his way for anyone. Janeks are kind, sweet, loving, and VERY handsome, but mess with a Janek and you will see his side of sass. Janeks are like snowflakes...no two are alike...so if you know a Janek...hang on to them because they are one of a kind.

Example 1: Wow he’s such a great guy, he must be a Janek!
Example 2: Oh look, a shooting star...I’m going to call it Janek!!!

by TheRealYanniJanek January 22, 2019

Jandek

Jandek, the oblivious leader of a small internet Soulseek cult. Many people E-gather and raise their hands in the air to hail and worship Jandek their "master". Many people stare to the sky to let their master know their hailige is true. There is no Jesus, there is no God, there is only Jandek and his many, many wise LPs since 1978.

Oh Jandek, oh wise one, hail Jandek my master, we salute you, we hail you, we worship Jandek.

by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK March 20, 2005

janeece

LOUD! Often very mischievous and aggressive towards others. Loving, caring, brunette, no patience whatsoever. Loud.

All of Walmart did not need to know that janeece was there.

by Shoes4444 March 10, 2016

janek

A real mega chad, leg spreader and pussy destroyer. He had so many bitches that he’s lost count. he probably fucked your mom and your sister too.

- Do you see this mega chad right there??
- he’s name is definitely janek!!

by clitisfake May 1, 2022

Janek

A German boy who goes by Yanni and carries around German dolls and yodels. He’s scared of his own shadow despite his 6ft appearance. His family has hilarious names like Joop, Floop, and Bloop and throws big parties with strobe lights till 3 am every night. Loves making pastries but fails pathetically.

Person 1 - Jee he’s such a Janek!
Person 2 -I know right! Janeks are CrAzY!

by XYZ123ABC423 January 21, 2019