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Jangularo

Basically combining fag douchebag slut short and fat into one insult
Wow, that girl is huge and smells really bad! what a jangularo!
by omghaiiiii February 8, 2009
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jacuzzi

The grown up's kiddie pool with whirling water.
by bouy August 5, 2005
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Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
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fu-jangus

(foo-jang-us)

A hot and/or sexy person (usually a woman).

Alternatively, you can add "Fu" to the end of a description (see below).
1. Dude, that chick is FU-JANGUS!

Alternative examples from above:

2. Check out the "Glasses-Fu" in aisle two. (Describes a cute/pretty girl wearing glasses.)

3. Dude, I love that "Alterna-Fu" chick in our philosophy class. (Describes a hot emo-type chick.)
by Fu-Master Lu July 10, 2009
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Jancy

A beautiful girl with a great personality. One of the best people you'll ever meet. She is sexy, smart, funny, and caring. Everyone wants to be around her all the time due to her great features.
John- "Are you going to see Tiffany tonight?"
Connor- "No man, I'm going to see Jancy. She's perfect.
by Paigeybaby August 22, 2011
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Jancis

Someone who is gorgeous, talented, smart and funny
Boy: Wow, what a Jancis
by pipandpop5 March 13, 2012
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Nasty Jacuzzi

When you ejaculate into a belly button (your own or someone else's) and then another person uses a straw to blow bubbles into it, hence a tiny nasty jacuzzi.

Now, if they drink it, well that's a whole new thing.
-Dude, Barbara and I did a Nasty Jacuzzi yesterday.
-WOAH, Who made the bubbles?
-I'd never tell.
by Arg-Gamerdude December 3, 2019
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