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Jahzowski

Jahzowski is at your window. Right now. Look behind you.
by CurbStompingBabies69420 August 3, 2020
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janoskian

a group of people who try to be funny but arent. they have videos on youtube which suck they get alot of funny hate comments. they have a song set this world on fire but a better tittle is set yourself on fire. pretty much means unfunny.
"oh tom that was not funny your a janoskian"
by wowthejanoskianssuck November 12, 2012
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Barrett Jazowski

A fucking trick ass ho by all and any standards, don't trust this fucking bitch, he'll cut for no fucking reason, Barrett Jazowski's are the worst sub section of people to ever exist, even though normal Barretts are ok, this specific type of Barrett fucking sucks, he's probably gay, and loves sucking dick for weed, a Barrett Jazowski's entire personality is based around how fucking depressed they are and how shitty their life is, we should start a movement to exterminate all Barrett Jazowski's since they wouldn't wanna live on this planet anyways.
He stuck his dick in a dead weasel AND sued it for child support!
Sounds like Barrett Jazowski
by BitchSlutSupreme April 3, 2019
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Janoskis

The act of inserting toothbrush's up the anus while sniffy the pantys of your grandmother or respective grandfather
Tim:dude i caught Andrew sniffin my grammys thongs!
Rory:oh damn you caught him Janoskis?
Tim:What?and my tooth brush taste like dick!
by Dr.BALLZSKEET August 15, 2011
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Dirty Jankowski

When True Muffins learns to solo eskazok in a battle, upon this fate, eskazok will be forced to be clapped by muffins for all of eternity, the true "dirty jankowki" will be the self proclaimed title of muffins, the new king of the world.
by Mufftins February 10, 2026
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Jacoski

Legend has it that Jacoski is an ancient warrior that led his men into great battle and upon being captures his sole purpose was to mate with the amazon people. Jacoski was also believed to be a secret child of Zeus'. However, in later years all the myths have been proven untrue and it was revealed that Jacoski was the lowest form of scum on the earth. Jacoski had a small penis and was the biggest douche ever. People fucked with him as much as they could but Jacoski being a little bitch just took it. Even with new evidence some still beleive Jacoski was a great legend and hero.
Jacoski got stabbed 12 times last night just for fun.
by Anonymous184712 July 20, 2009
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Jascovski

Is that a moment when you walk into a room, but immediately forget what you were going to do.
Bob: Yo I'm going to get a..... Shit what was I gonna do again
John: Whats wrong
Bob: I just had a jascovski, give me a second....umm.
by UrbanDictionarySpeakerBob October 30, 2017
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