jamster

Annoying little shit-tard of a mobile phone/ring tone commercial company that has taken over the world and infected our homes and the streets with the ever annoying "crazy frog"! jamster likes to appear on T.V every 2 minutes with its creepy necropheliac frog with a teeny prick and a retard helmet singing like a freakin grand prix race. Crazy frog (aka Axel F) has even made it to #1 here in Australia and in the UK music charts!!! (sad but true! ) aghhh...god help us!!!!
bing bing baaawww baaww baww...ding ding ding dading ding dawwwg dawwg!!!!!

FUCK! CRAP! SHIT!!!!!! I can't get it out of my head!
by u r cool August 17, 2005
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Ringtone, wallpaper and other crap internet business which
targets children and then makes it incredibly difficult to
unsubscribe from their service. Texting STOP doesn't stop them from stealing money from your mobile.
Want to get back at Jamster ?
Got broadband ?
get something called wget (free, part of cygwin) and
set up a loop that continuously does
wget -r www.jamster.com
or wget -r www.jamster.co.uk
Waste their bandwidth. Hit them in the pocket!
Get enough people to do this and they'll get the message.
Jamster steals money from kids
by Nyebodnye December 31, 2005
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Retarded cellphone ringtone provider with irritating commercials and VERY unfunny songs and sounds. People who have ordered ringtones from Jamster can be found on the short bus or working in Wal*mart.
"ANSAR DEE FONE YAWANNA ANSAR DEE FONE!"

"Where muh baby daddy at? WHERE HE BE?"
by Chernorizets Hrabr January 20, 2005
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you can sum up jamster is aprox. 1 word. here ya go

'bullshit.'
"I got a new jamster ringtone"
"You die now."
by james t April 14, 2005
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Originally their main attraction and icon for the site is a frog and it's sound sound effects. However this sound effect was intended to be a sound effect for a flash file known as "insanity test".
Jamster has taken this sound and has dubbed it crazy frog sound which you can now purchase for your cell phone. With little or no changes in the voice, segments were made of a girls frog voice and other parts of the entire ring tone and sold off as their own.
While just about everything else on their site was just a graphic stolen from elsewhere, they remain keeping the frog as their spokes person for the company.

This is just the wrong way for any company to turn, it's supprising there is soo much proffit in decorating your phone. Which to people who use this site and pay for their services gladly like hold their phone as a symbol of place in society and have to be connected to every breathing mouth at all times.

Hopefully this will just be another internet business that will come and go. However so many other sites are emerging offering the same services. It just so happens jamster is whoring itself out with advertising everywhere and offering it's free music even at fast food places.
Crazy frog sound = badly made race car sound effect that was in a flash file and later pirated by jamster.
by Jeordiewhite April 06, 2005
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Goes to show you how dumb America/England really is. Yes I said England, I read the message boards. Holy fuck there's one on right now, Im not fucking kidding I think part of my brain just died.
If you want any of these ringtone's on your phone log on to jamster.com now!
(jamster.com just received 1,000,000+ hits in the last hour.)WTF! quit buying that shit and help out fucking Indonesia or something.
by MaxPowers January 24, 2005
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Getting a "free" ring tone for a phone, only to find out you're being charged for it. See jamster.
Jim: just got this awesome ringtone for my phone!
*one week later*
Jim: *checks phone bill* Holy shit! $50 for a simple ringtone? I thought it was free!
Rick: you got jamstered!
by andy whorehol November 07, 2013
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