Jamie Brenkus

Jamie Brenkus is the actor in the series of '8 minute' fitness videos, best known for his appearance in the lead role of '8 minute abs'.

He is from Mississippi, and was born in 1972 in Washington D.C..

He is frequently quoted for his one-liners, such as 'come on gang!', or 'i'll see you in 24 hours!'.

I'm just going up to my room for my date with Jamie Brenkus. He said he would see me in 24 hours and I wouldn't want to disappoint.

by 8 minute lad June 12, 2011

jamie duggan

Jamie is a type of guy who usually hangs out with kids younger than him as no one else is his friend. He calls himself a beast despite being a jammy dodger. He constantly smells of piss and is to be avoided at all costs

Oh look there's Jamie Duggan
You mean Jammy
Watch out he may try and jam into your sister

by Adam Daire Martin April 11, 2019

Jamie Ravalli

basically he's a fake Italian with a 1 inch wonder

Hi I'm Jamie Ravalli and I'm a "real" Italian

by Ciaran Harrison April 24, 2019

Jamie P. Spears

An abusive, alcoholic, father with a weak colon, who imprisoned his daughter, Britney, took away her human rights, drugged her & forced her to work against her will.

Jamie P. Spears has ruptured his colon from being penetrated too hard by Lou M. Taylor.

by FreeBritney4Ever September 25, 2021

Jamie McCrimmon

James Robert Hotsocks McCrimmon. Scottish wife of the Second Doctor from popular BBC Drama Doctor Who. Jamie is the damn sexiest kid in a kilt you ever saw, but don't let his pretty and innocent face decieve you because he could kick your ass any day.

Jealous boy: That Jamie McCrimmon kid was SO annoying. He just looked like a Beatle in a skirt.
Girl: £$%! YOU! Jamie and the Doctor were AMAZING AND MARRIED AND PRETTY.

by Trollololololololollol June 30, 2011

Jamielynn

Definitely one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She's amazing and a friend to everyone.

Guy 1: Dude, is that Jamielynn over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man she looks hella hot.
Guy 1: Most hot girls are bitches, though.
Guy 1: Not Jamielynn!

by aaaalexp November 21, 2010

Jamie Dimon

1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States.

2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.

3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.

Don't be a Jamie Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes.

Suck my Jamie Dimon.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 17, 2012