jamaican meat pie

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.

The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.

by Zero_Gravitas July 18, 2016

Jamaican Rock

The most heavy and dense object known in existence.

Wow I got so hammered last night, this morning I could barely move I felt like a Jamaican Rock.

Guy- "Damn girl/guy you're making my dick is as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

Girl- "My nipples are as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

by dabestdocker July 11, 2011

Rihannals Jamaican

Rihannals Jamaican
Rihanna fans from Jamaica who support her music and her Jamaica and Bajan heritage.

Rihannals Jamaican say Rihanna is more Jamaican than patty and jerked chicken.

by Tropical Rythms October 17, 2019

Jamaicaned

A Verb. Usually applies to when on vacation or on a casual excursion, you take your wife/gf to a nice reggae bar for some music and nice times. Shortly there-after every rasta dude in the joint is having his turn with her and many times its more than just dancing!

Friend: Hey Bob, you've been down since you came back from your vacation last week. What gives?

Bob: I didn't what to say anything but while we where in Montego Bay, I took Rita to a Reggae joint and we got ""Jamaicaned"
Now all she wants to do is listen to Bob Marley cd's and have me wear a dreadlock wig while we have sex.

by Tiki Joe June 7, 2009

Jamaican Spray Tan

Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.

Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

by NotGemstar October 25, 2017

Jamaican Cowboy

Taking one mans' belly button lint from another mans belly button and putting it in someone else's mouth.

Berg just got Jamaican cowboy'd by Charles.

by Chuckyneuf December 23, 2012

Jamaican Broiler

A common variation of the 'Dutch Oven' replacing the fart with the shart in a couple's bed.

Mark intended to give his girlfriend a dutch oven but turned the event into a jamaican broiler when he realized he had sharted. His girlfriend wasn't too pleased with their next spoon session.

by chowmaine April 23, 2009