Jalapeño Popper

The action of rubbing any type of hot sauce on your penis and having sexual intercourse.

Why is Mary itching so much down there?
Oh, It's because I gave her a Jalapeño Popper.

by Real thing 69 March 11, 2016

Jalapeño popper

When you put a jalapeño into the pussy or butthole of someone, like a dildo.

Stacey's boyfriend used a dildo, but Ashley's boyfriend wanted to spice it up, so he used a jalapeño popper.

by The r4p3r November 10, 2014

Jalapeño Popper

Any child of hispanic origin or heritage who is overweight.

"Man, we were in the hood last night chilling when some Jalapeño Poppers came out of nowhere!!'

Jalapeño mexican hispanic slur beaner

by DasFeuerficker October 31, 2011

gringo jalapeños

a pickle

I was drinking a Patron margarita when I suddenly got the hankering for some homemade gringo jalapeños

by V-Popp April 28, 2015

Jalapeño firecracker

Giving a blow job with a Jalapeño in your mouth.

Mindi asked Cameron if he wanted a Jalapeño firecrackerfor winning the race.

by TeenTeen September 2, 2017

jalapeño piss hole

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.

Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!

by Debbit;Debbit March 31, 2016

jalapeño corn dog

When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.

"Bro she's hot, hot enough to get a jalapeño corn dog."

by moneymoneydawg April 1, 2016