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by Jahnet October 2, 2018
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Get the jahnik mug.the type of person to see the best in people, even if it's at their own risk or even expense. jannekes have the purest and biggest of hearts. jannekes tend to scrunch up their nose when they smile, and have the biggest, purest, most child-like grin.
jannekes tend to be eccentric from birth, one janneke being more obvious about it than the other. they prefer emotion over rationality. leaning more towards supporting them emotionally instead of providing solutions and giving advice will strengthen your bond and make janneke appreciate you more. they're creative and intrigued by the sky, the moon, the stars and the spiritual/occult.
unexpectedly, their morality isn't always black and white. don't be fooled by their innocent looks, they have a mischievous and controversial side to them. feel free to vent to them, even when you're fearing they might judge you. they might actually really understand what you feel or want, without a hint of judgment in their reaction.
jannekes are just as much mellow homebodies as adventure-seeking and fun-loving social butterflies. they live up to the definition of a friend you can laugh and cry with.
great gifts for a janneke are: tarot decks, art supplies (be careful with this one, they tend to already have many in their possession), crystals, plushies, travel tickets, delicious food or treating them to a nice dinner.
treat the janneke(s) in your life right, or regret messing up forever. they're truly valuable people to have around.
jannekes tend to be eccentric from birth, one janneke being more obvious about it than the other. they prefer emotion over rationality. leaning more towards supporting them emotionally instead of providing solutions and giving advice will strengthen your bond and make janneke appreciate you more. they're creative and intrigued by the sky, the moon, the stars and the spiritual/occult.
unexpectedly, their morality isn't always black and white. don't be fooled by their innocent looks, they have a mischievous and controversial side to them. feel free to vent to them, even when you're fearing they might judge you. they might actually really understand what you feel or want, without a hint of judgment in their reaction.
jannekes are just as much mellow homebodies as adventure-seeking and fun-loving social butterflies. they live up to the definition of a friend you can laugh and cry with.
great gifts for a janneke are: tarot decks, art supplies (be careful with this one, they tend to already have many in their possession), crystals, plushies, travel tickets, delicious food or treating them to a nice dinner.
treat the janneke(s) in your life right, or regret messing up forever. they're truly valuable people to have around.
person 1: “so, i met this new person, and they're so generous, kind, non-judgmental.”
person 2: “oh, are they a janneke?”
person 1: “wow, yeah, how'd you know?!”
person 2: “oh, are they a janneke?”
person 1: “wow, yeah, how'd you know?!”
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