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jacob rush

by jacob rush October 16, 2017
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Jacob Robitaille

the sexiest, coolest, kindest, most intelligent, just all around best person in the universe.
by U all ready know April 8, 2019
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Jacob Renner

A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
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jacob rider

a Lil gay guy who likes to be gay and is rarely even a guy, call him a gay girl if you will. he, oops... she likes to ride sacks.
Jeff: ayo, u actin like a lil jacob ride, get off my lap

Jacob rider: ohhh yaa
by lil jacob rider October 30, 2020
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Jacob Robin

by Jardenbadden November 19, 2020
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Jacob Ryan Beck

A Socially awkward man who also happens to star in the hit YouTube channel Ryan Beck as the little kid who also happens to make weird noises the whole time, sometimes makes fortnite highlights
Wow That Jacob Ryan Beck sure does run a quality youtube channel
by chuteeee August 1, 2021
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