flap jacks

extremely loose genitals that flap around every direction.

dude: wow, you got flap jacks

chick: i had 4 kids, and 2 of them were fat ass babys, what do you expect

dude:(silence).....

by abogie June 21, 2011

Flap Jacking

Jacking off onto pancakes and then eating it

"What did you have for breakfast, Jimmy?"

"I did a little flap jacking"

"deeeeeelicious"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

Flap Jacking

A tandem masturbatory technique in which the participants lock arms at the elbows whilst gripping the shaft of their penises. They then flap elbows like a bird in synchronization to most efficiently share the work of jacking.

I jerked off with my friend, but it wasn't gay because we were flap jacking.

by Kingsbury Brothers February 6, 2010

flap jack

n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block

v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation

Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.

by Pepsimax11 May 10, 2009

flap jack

a pan-cake of sorts. excelent for scolding people's faces off. when not completely cooked, acts as a delicious form of napalm.

after he threw me threw the window, i grabbed a flap jack and he knew i meant business.

by bilbo January 4, 2004

flap jack

Personalized work of graffiti using your art or street name.

I'm puttin' my falp jack up on this wall.

by spencer miller March 8, 2005

Tennessee Flap Jack

The act of Tittyfucking a white trash woman with pancake tits and then slathering them in your special syrup.

Jeb had a GILF fetish mainly because he loved giving Tennessee Flap Jacks

by Ketil November 1, 2010