Jacksepticeye Troll

A person who thinks that making fun of someone when their dad dies is the funniest shit ever.

A video about why Sean "Jack" McLoughlin's dad deserved to die currently has quite possibly the lowest like-to-dislike ratio in the history of Youtube, with barely 200 likes and more than 11,000 dislikes; in other words, a ratio of roughly 0.01%.

To any of those Jacksepticeye Trolls: I hope your dad dies tomorrow and no one comes to their funeral.

Sincerely

The Internet

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021

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Jamesernaut

Closely related to humans, this beast is believed to descend from a cross between apes and some form of yeti. It has an insatiable lust for women and food, and is known to consume enough alcohol to tranquilize a rhinoceros. It has unpredictable behavior and has never been captured on film, due to the fact that it eats any nature documentary personnel on sight. If ever in contact with one of these creatures, one is advised to exercise extreme caution. Slowly backing away may work, but due to the Jamesernaut's unpredictability, it may leave passer-bys alone, or attack them viciously with no remorse, and has been known to kill for sport rather than food. Any sudden movements can be highly dangerous. It has displayed acts of endearing loyalty towards family members and those who qualify as non-threatening. Its loyalty does allow for superb wingmanship, as it has no biased towards a female's negative qualities. Jamesernaut does not call back. Rumors say that if an acceptable gift is offered to the beast, it will rescind its hostility and allow for a safe retreat. Alcohol seems to work the best, however, it increases chaotic thoughts in the beast's mind and the possibility of an attack presents itself. There is no guarantee. Jamesernaut is listed under the top ten animals to just stay the fuck away from at all costs.

"What's that sound?"
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>

"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>

"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."

by pau pau August 25, 2009

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Jacksepticeye

He is one of the loudest and coolest youtubers you could ever watch. He has over 16 million subscribers now, and will soon reach 17 million (so proud). Been watchin' since 2014, and he has always made me laugh. His vibrant green hair (now bluish though) makes it difficult to lose him in a crowd. He's very Irish and shouts every second, I swear. Speaking of swear, he swears. A lot. LOUDLY. It's hilarious! He cares deeply about his fans, as well, going as far as crying over them. He does have a "dark side" though, known as Antisepticeye. Spoopy. He has many catch-phrases, but is most well known for his ear pearcingly loud, "TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES", and his just as loud, "LIKE A BOSS", both of which are awesome. He also has a tendency to say really weird things on Twitter. Check him out my dudes. That is, if you somehow haven't.

Jack: Found a discount guy fierty the other day. *picture of guy with grey spiky hair with a really far back hairline*
Fan: Why does it look like his hair is trying to escape his head.
Jack: Probably heading to flavor town.
Me: This is why I love you , Jacksepticeye

by UbeytheZeldanerd October 27, 2017

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