by BigMoHammer May 20, 2011
A strong, alcoholic drink served primarily at Irish pubs and taverns. In a tall shot glass, a mixture of 2 parts Jameson whiskey is mixed with 1 part Chopin- a potato vodka. If served properly, it makes the bar patron vomit, grow week with hunger, and it will infect their daughter with cholera.
"Hey bartender, what are the drink specials?"
"Ní foclóir cuimsitheach acadúil atá ann ach a mhalairt Irish Potato Famine"
"...uh... I'll take an Irish Potato Famine?...OH NO! SUSIE!"
"Ní foclóir cuimsitheach acadúil atá ann ach a mhalairt Irish Potato Famine"
"...uh... I'll take an Irish Potato Famine?...OH NO! SUSIE!"
by Jeff and Andrew May 9, 2007
While attempting to fingerbomb a homeless Irish girl in a threeway, you realize that you're too late and the vagina has become otherwise occupied; now your hand has to starve in the cold.
When I tried to put my d in her v, I realized she was already getting fingerbanged. It was an Irish potato famine
by Whistlerweekend February 21, 2011
When you have gotten your girlfriend drunk off of bailey's and bran muffins, stick it in her ass and pull out quickly. the result, is the makings of many small potato like droppings, hence the Irish potato factory. ;)
by David Davidson99 April 2, 2009
by For Potatoman on Discord May 9, 2022
The act of jerking off on a woman's back and letting it dry, then peeling it off her back and feeding it to her chip by chip.
by Mr raunchy October 25, 2016
When a man punches himself in the testicles until they swell to more than twice their normal size and tea-bags a girl
by D-titty January 8, 2014