Jaapleen

A girl with this name is considered to be one of the best Indian girls to ever live. Very sweet, kind, and affectionate, Jaapleen is one of the best people to live, being next to Gandhi. Everyone should bow down and be happy Jaapleen is in their presence, it is very rare. Smart, witty, and quick, Jaapleen is obviously the best human girl alive present day.

Harshan: "Wow, Jaapleen! I didn't know you were level 1438 in Overwatch! You're such a god!"
Jaapleen: "It's what I do!"

by jsan2k February 8, 2017

Jacademic / Jackademic

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

by Realityshow October 18, 2012

jackpod

a video ipod that is exclusively used for watching porn in the bathroom and jacking off to it.

i just bought a new jackpod and rubbed one out to a jenna jameson video clip on it in the bathroom

by cozzdogg March 11, 2007

jacaree

A handsome,spectacular,boy who likes to play girls but is very loyal in a relationship

Oh my word jacaree your killing me

by binicey May 18, 2018

Jacari

A really funny cool dude who's very talented. Jacaris are usually thoughtful and can be outgoing when in large crowds. They tend to shy away from one-on-one conversations and can be bad conversationalists. Jacaris can usually sing, draw, and/or act, but they usually have talents focused in a single area. Jacaris fuckin rock when you get to know them tho, and they love grilled and fried chicken.

Jill: Have you met that dude Jacari? He's super chill
Jack: Nah man, he's never said wassup

by sk8trg February 26, 2013

Jalapatated

Disfunctional or out of proportion; all messed up.

Brah that shits so jalapatated.

by ThiZzNation925 April 24, 2008

jackplow

Sexual position involving a man penetrating someone from behind on all fours while holding his own penis and stroking it. The stroking hand is between the man and his partner.

He really enjoyed jacking off inside of her doggy style - it was the best jackplow of his life!

by liusaidh February 9, 2013