The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.
Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
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"its not me you idiot"
"judgement call, its clari"
*clari gets voted out*
"guess i was wrong"
"its not me you idiot"
"judgement call, its clari"
*clari gets voted out*
"guess i was wrong"
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Get the judgement day mug.Judgement of Past Actions. Someone is younger. They are immature. They are with friends who are a bad influence. Because of all that, they do some dumb shit. Later on, they are judged for that dumb shit.
Some would call that unfair, and others would call it fair.
Some would call that unfair, and others would call it fair.
Judgement of Past Actions
Example
P1: Ew look at what this guy did online!
P2: Aw gross how could someone type that!
P3: Maybe he was young and immature!
P1 and P2: NO WAY FUCK YOU!!!
P1: Anyway its so gross!
P2: Yeah I don't even want to know who they are!
P1: Let judge him!
P2: Judgement of Past Actions!
Example
P1: Ew look at what this guy did online!
P2: Aw gross how could someone type that!
P3: Maybe he was young and immature!
P1 and P2: NO WAY FUCK YOU!!!
P1: Anyway its so gross!
P2: Yeah I don't even want to know who they are!
P1: Let judge him!
P2: Judgement of Past Actions!
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