when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.
CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.
Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.
Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.
by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009
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1.Jubbard(ing): to complain
2.Jubbard: to have sex with an animal
3.Jubbard: to defecate
1.Jubbard(ing): to complain
2.Jubbard: to have sex with an animal
3.Jubbard: to defecate
EX 1. Allen kept Jubbarding about his English class.
EX 2. I bet that guy Jubbards animals.
EX 3. Man, I had to take a huge Jubbard.
EX 2. I bet that guy Jubbards animals.
EX 3. Man, I had to take a huge Jubbard.
by Nadsafs March 11, 2009
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Get the jabbering mug.The performer of a footjob rubbing session. The girl whorubs, strokes, pumps, & jerks you off with the bare soles of her silky-smooth, soft, sexed-up, bare, feet until she makes you come, all over her luscious pedi.
Tanya gave me an awesome, 'feels-so-good' {footjob with her bare feet last night. She turned out to be one heck of a foot jobber!!
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And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."
(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."
(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
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