(n). 1. a luxurious display of impeccable attributes or intrinsic allure
2. paradox and/or quagmire
3. superlative and/or transcendental sarcasm
Etymology
The term 'Josephines' originated in Washington DC among a group of graduate students visiting from the Southern United States. It can be heard at most major lounges and universities which have had contact with its originators. The term originated from ongoing extortionate visits to Josephine's DC which were both innocence and mayhem at the same time. The term 'Josephines' has spawned several colloquial variations since it's inception, albeit the definitions listed here are the most agreed upon.
However, to reflect the changing nature of the human experience, the term Josephines encompasses a degree of uncertainty which correlates to life itself. Because of this, the term Josephines can mean anything and or everything.
2. paradox and/or quagmire
3. superlative and/or transcendental sarcasm
Etymology
The term 'Josephines' originated in Washington DC among a group of graduate students visiting from the Southern United States. It can be heard at most major lounges and universities which have had contact with its originators. The term originated from ongoing extortionate visits to Josephine's DC which were both innocence and mayhem at the same time. The term 'Josephines' has spawned several colloquial variations since it's inception, albeit the definitions listed here are the most agreed upon.
However, to reflect the changing nature of the human experience, the term Josephines encompasses a degree of uncertainty which correlates to life itself. Because of this, the term Josephines can mean anything and or everything.
1. Guy "Yo, this new car I copped is strait Josephines yo"
Guy #2 "Liar, you know damn well you can't no afford Josephines level stuff!"
2. "Girl, I can't see you anymore because my wife is onto us. It's some strait Josephines stuff going on at my house which makes me upset when I think about it. "
3. "I went over to Tariq's house last night, his sister was strait Josephines man. I'd still mess with her even if she has that acne and that arm hair issue."
Guy #2 "Liar, you know damn well you can't no afford Josephines level stuff!"
2. "Girl, I can't see you anymore because my wife is onto us. It's some strait Josephines stuff going on at my house which makes me upset when I think about it. "
3. "I went over to Tariq's house last night, his sister was strait Josephines man. I'd still mess with her even if she has that acne and that arm hair issue."
by Hazrat Last-Call September 23, 2009
fun loving kind and always there for her friends she doesn't care if a boy likes her as long as she can hang out with her friends she loves to play basketball and hates to get in trouble her worst fear is something happening to her family and she always has to have a stuffed animal with her she is constantly checking her watch so she isn't late for a class and she is always ALWAYS crafting. and she is so very forgetful and she LOVES dogs
by this is the real defonition March 24, 2021
A hollow-stem champagne coupe.
Named in honor of the late Empress Josephine, in reflection of the commitment to elegance and aesthetics at the expense of practicality.
Named in honor of the late Empress Josephine, in reflection of the commitment to elegance and aesthetics at the expense of practicality.
I know it's not as practical as drinking champagne from a flute, but damned if I don't prefer a josephine just because it's so pretty.
by nadarine January 10, 2011
by Psh!Nicole. April 13, 2008
A very beautiful girl, most likely to have the last name Hernandez, she is very creative, smart (but has her moments) and very awesome. basically the sweetest hottest girl to walk.
cristian: dude i asked josephine out april 10th, and she totally said yes!
dude: whoa bro, your effen lucky!
dude: whoa bro, your effen lucky!
by boogerknuckle November 05, 2011
A Josephine is a real keeper. She may have an interesting sense of humor, but that's half of her charm. Likely is a nerd, and extremely obsessed with one thing. She doesn't think she excels at anything, but that is a lie. It takes he a while to become friends, but once you are friends with her she'll never let you go. She is Boy-Crazy and always likes at least one guy at a time. She never believes anyone likes her back and is extremely hard on herself. She always needs hugs from her friends, and make sure you tell her you love her often. Also, a romance book nerd and always has at least one she is actively reading
by thebestofus1 August 24, 2023